Rules of Desmoquatto

I know, I know, teenagers want to be free and all, but face it, if we don’t have rules I will find graphic violence, porno and all sorts of other stuff that people rather not see. So here they are:

1. Nothing graphic. Period. Including porno, violence, or anything unsatisfactory.
2. NO gossip.  Worst part of a teenage girl.
3. No loitering unless its for a good cause. Paid loitering is the worst.
4. No nasty comments. Keep the comments positive or shove them up your hairy a**.
5. Cursing is okay.  Just try to keep it on a low.
6. Have fun! If you aren’t having fun, you aren’t allowed here.

Note: You don’t have to follow these like a bible.  They’re more like guidelines than rules.